SESSION_ID: ...
VIEWPORT: CALCULATING...
G_FORCE: 1.0
RENDER_TIME: 16ms

All Systems Nominal
BUILDER &
DESIGNER
BREAKER.
Deploying chaos into production.
Controlled by Sarthak DaradeSarthak DaradeSarthak DaradeSarthak DaradeClick for Brain Dump 🧠.
JIRA BOARD (Interactive)
DONE1
APL-128▲
ApplyOS
Automated job application system.
task
v1.2SD
+ Create issue
IN PROGRESS1
SLV-404⬆
Silvertape
Creator finance OS. Fixing critical race condition.
task
v1.2SD
+ Create issue
BACKLOG1
INF-001▼
Personal Infra
Self-hosted life automation.
task
v1.2AI
+ Create issue
~/observablesyarn start-thoughts
bash - 80x24
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COMMIT HISTORY (Decent into Madness)
Initial commit: Project structure setup
a1b2c3d3 days ago
modified: src/components/layout.css
+ display: flex;
+ justify-content: center;
Feat: Add landing page components
d4e5f6g2 days ago
modified: src/components/layout.css
+ display: flex;
+ justify-content: center;
Fix: CSS alignment issues
h7i8j9k5 hours ago
modified: src/components/layout.css
+ display: flex;
+ justify-content: center;
Fix: Center div again
l0m1n2o4 hours ago
modified: src/components/layout.css
- // TODO: Fix this later
+ // GOD HELP US ALL
+ !important;
why is this not working
p3q4r5s3 hours ago
modified: src/components/layout.css
- // TODO: Fix this later
+ // GOD HELP US ALL
+ !important;
fixed typo, please work
t6u7v8w2 hours ago
modified: src/components/layout.css
- // TODO: Fix this later
+ // GOD HELP US ALL
+ !important;
removed tests to pass build
x9y0z1a1 hour ago
modified: src/components/layout.css
- // TODO: Fix this later
+ // GOD HELP US ALL
+ !important;
F*** IT WE'LL DO IT LIVEUNSTABLE
b2c3d4e10 mins ago
modified: src/components/layout.css
- // TODO: Fix this later
+ // GOD HELP US ALL
+ !important;
Revert "Revert "Fix CSS""
f5g6h7iJust now
modified: src/components/layout.css
+ display: flex;
+ justify-content: center;
FRAME: EDUCATION (Selected)
Instance: Age 17
Year
Thirteen
Sanjay Ghodawat Education Group
48mo
❖
Main Component● Detach instance to drop outDesignPrototypeInspect
XKolhapur
Y2027
WState Board
HCambridge
Typography::
High_School_Sans_Bold
Regular
Auto
Fill+
000000100%
Effects+
💡
Drop ShadowCustom
THE RABBIT HOLES (Research Logs)
Surface Level • 10:00 PM
Why is my div not centering?
Status: Curious • Tabs Open: 12
Layer 1 • 10:15 PM
CSS Flexbox vs Grid performance
Status: Curious • Tabs Open: 24
Layer 2 • 10:45 PM
Visual formatting model (W3C Spec)
Status: Curious • Tabs Open: 36
Layer 3 • 11:30 PM
Browser painting & composite layers
Status: Curious • Tabs Open: 48
The Abyss • 02:00 AM
Chromium Source Code (layout_box.cc)
Status: Existential Dread • Tabs Open: 60
Singularity • 04:30 AM
How do electrons move in silicon?
Status: Existential Dread • Tabs Open: 72
☁ CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE (My Wallet's Nightmare)
aws
ServicesEC2S3LambdaRoute53
🔔sarthak_root @ ap-south-1▼
| Name | Instance ID | Type | State | Public IPv4 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Portfolio-V2 | i-0xDEADBEEF | t2.micro | running | 127.0.0.1 |
| ApplyOS-Backend | i-0xCAFEBABE | t3.large | stopped (insufficient_funds) | - |
| Side-Project-#42 | i-0xBAADF00D | p3.2xlarge | terminated | - |
Estimated Bill
$0.00 (Free Tier)
Credits Remaining
$3.50
SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE (The Spaghettification)
Input.trigger
Parameters
{ type: "IDIOT_IDEA", priority: "HIGH" }
Core_Logic.tsRunning
CPU Usage98%
> connecting dots...
> over-engineering...
> shipping bugs...
> over-engineering...
> shipping bugs...
Knowledge_Graph.db
SQL
Storage: Full
Queries/s: 0
Queries/s: 0
Production.box
Linking...
S
Startup School
Recognized • 2025
Y
Y Combinator
Build Sprint Participant
Most inefficiency is invisible
until it costs you.
●SYSTEM_CAPACITIES
Systems ArchitectureLvl.92
0x00buffer_overflow_risk: low
Frontend EngineeringLvl.88
0x00buffer_overflow_risk: low
Backend ScalabilityLvl.85
0x00buffer_overflow_risk: low
Product StrategyLvl.78
0x00buffer_overflow_risk: low
INSTALLED_PACKAGES (Dependencies)
Next.jsReactNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerAWSFigmaTailwindPythonRust (learning)
Darade with Cloud Network
Global low-latency infrastructure connecting systems worldwide. Powered by caffeine and anxiety.
NETWORK_STATUS: ONLINE
ACTIVE_NODES: 7LATENCY: 42ms
DATA_THROUGHPUT
1.2 TB/s
⚠ RESTRICTED ACCESS: PHYSICAL LAYER
The Metal
Direct access to the physical server rack hosting this portfolio. Please do not touch the blinking lights.
CORE_ROUTER_01OK
PY_WORKER_NODEOK
DB_SHARD_04LOAD
NEXTJS_RENDEREROK
LEGACY_PHP_BACKENDCRIT
CACHE_REDISOK
BACKUP_TAPE_DRIVEIDLE
EMPTY SLOT
PSU_VOLTAGE240V STABLE
Rack Metrics
CPU_TEMP42°C
FAN_RPM2400
POWER_DRAW120W
NOISE_LVL15dB
Chaos Monkey
UPTIME: 99.9999%LAST_MAINTENANCE: NEVER
~/.gitignoreGlobal Exclusions
123456789
# Global ignore rules for Sarthak's projects# Optimization: Remove bloat and inefficiency
dashboards_without_actions# Data is noise unless it triggers logic
ai_wrappers_no_roi# Tech should subtract work, not add it
willpower_dependent_systems# If it needs motivation, it will break
export default SystemsOverHype;SD
Sarthak DaradeAPP
sarthak.dev
Playing
VS
Visual Studio Code
ApplyOS v2 - Main Branch
Editing NowBuilding.js
04:20:00 elapsed
Roles
CreatorDeveloperDesigner
HANDSHAKE PROTOCOLS
Establish Connection
Select a communication interface to initiate data transfer. Expect latency variations based on caffeine intake.
PROTOCOL_ID: GITHUB
Code Repository
github.com/SarthakDarade
STATUSMERGE_CONFLICTS_LIKELY
PROTOCOL_ID: LINKEDIN
Corporate Masquerade
linkedin.com/in/sarthak-darade
STATUSRECRUITER_SPAM_ACTIVE
PROTOCOL_ID: TWITTER
Hot Take Stream
@darades20
STATUSDOOMSCROLL_RISK_HIGH
PROTOCOL_ID: EMAIL
SMTP Packet Relay
sarthak@darade.in
STATUSINBOX_OVERFLOW_WARNING
ReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibesReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibesReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibes
ReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibesReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibesReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibes