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All Systems Nominal

BUILDER &
DESIGNER
BREAKER.

Deploying chaos into production.
Controlled by Sarthak DaradeSarthak DaradeSarthak DaradeSarthak DaradeClick for Brain Dump 🧠.

JIRA BOARD (Interactive)

DONE1
APL-128

ApplyOS

Automated job application system.

task
v1.2
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IN PROGRESS1
SLV-404

Silvertape

Creator finance OS. Fixing critical race condition.

task
v1.2
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BACKLOG1
INF-001

Personal Infra

Self-hosted life automation.

task
v1.2
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~/observablesyarn start-thoughts

bash - 80x24
10:42:05
[Opinion] Most SaaS fail not because of ideas, but poor feedback loops.
at /src/thoughts/execution.js:14:2
10:42:08
Uncaught ReferenceError: Dashboards don't prevent loss without action triggers.
at /src/libs/metrics.js:404
10:42:12
System optimized: Reliable outputs require removing willpower.
at /src/core/systems.js:80
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COMMIT HISTORY (Decent into Madness)

Initial commit: Project structure setup
a1b2c3d3 days ago
Feat: Add landing page components
d4e5f6g2 days ago
Fix: CSS alignment issues
h7i8j9k5 hours ago
Fix: Center div again
l0m1n2o4 hours ago
why is this not working
p3q4r5s3 hours ago
fixed typo, please work
t6u7v8w2 hours ago
removed tests to pass build
x9y0z1a1 hour ago
F*** IT WE'LL DO IT LIVEUNSTABLE
b2c3d4e10 mins ago
Revert "Revert "Fix CSS""
f5g6h7iJust now

FRAME: EDUCATION (Selected)

Instance: Age 17

Year
Thirteen

Sanjay Ghodawat Education Group

48mo
Main Component
● Detach instance to drop out

THE RABBIT HOLES (Research Logs)

Surface Level10:00 PM

Why is my div not centering?

Layer 110:15 PM

CSS Flexbox vs Grid performance

Layer 210:45 PM

Visual formatting model (W3C Spec)

Layer 311:30 PM

Browser painting & composite layers

The Abyss02:00 AM

Chromium Source Code (layout_box.cc)

Singularity04:30 AM

How do electrons move in silicon?

CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE (My Wallet's Nightmare)

aws
🔔sarthak_root @ ap-south-1
NameInstance IDTypeStatePublic IPv4
Portfolio-V2i-0xDEADBEEFt2.micro
running
127.0.0.1
ApplyOS-Backendi-0xCAFEBABEt3.large
stopped (insufficient_funds)
-
Side-Project-#42i-0xBAADF00Dp3.2xlarge
terminated
-
Estimated Bill
$0.00 (Free Tier)
Credits Remaining
$3.50

SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE (The Spaghettification)

Input.trigger
Parameters
{ type: "IDIOT_IDEA", priority: "HIGH" }
Core_Logic.tsRunning
CPU Usage98%
> connecting dots...
> over-engineering...
> shipping bugs...
Knowledge_Graph.db
SQL
Storage: Full
Queries/s: 0
Production.box
Linking...
S

Startup School

Recognized • 2025

Y

Y Combinator

Build Sprint Participant

Most inefficiency is invisible
until it costs you.

SYSTEM_CAPACITIES

Systems ArchitectureLvl.92
0x00buffer_overflow_risk: low
Frontend EngineeringLvl.88
0x00buffer_overflow_risk: low
Backend ScalabilityLvl.85
0x00buffer_overflow_risk: low
Product StrategyLvl.78
0x00buffer_overflow_risk: low
INSTALLED_PACKAGES (Dependencies)
Next.jsReactNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerAWSFigmaTailwindPythonRust (learning)

Darade with Cloud Network

Global low-latency infrastructure connecting systems worldwide. Powered by caffeine and anxiety.

New YorkUnited StatesSan FranciscoUnited StatesSão PauloBrazilLondonUnited KingdomFrankfurtGermanyMumbaiIndiaSingaporeSingapore
NETWORK_STATUS: ONLINE
ACTIVE_NODES: 7LATENCY: 42ms
⚠ RESTRICTED ACCESS: PHYSICAL LAYER

The Metal

Direct access to the physical server rack hosting this portfolio. Please do not touch the blinking lights.

CORE_ROUTER_01OK
PY_WORKER_NODEOK
DB_SHARD_04LOAD
NEXTJS_RENDEREROK
LEGACY_PHP_BACKENDCRIT
CACHE_REDISOK
BACKUP_TAPE_DRIVEIDLE
EMPTY SLOT
PSU_VOLTAGE240V STABLE

Rack Metrics

CPU_TEMP42°C
FAN_RPM2400
POWER_DRAW120W
NOISE_LVL15dB

Chaos Monkey

UPTIME: 99.9999%LAST_MAINTENANCE: NEVER

~/.gitignoreGlobal Exclusions

123456789
# Global ignore rules for Sarthak's projects# Optimization: Remove bloat and inefficiency 
dashboards_without_actions# Data is noise unless it triggers logic
ai_wrappers_no_roi# Tech should subtract work, not add it
willpower_dependent_systems# If it needs motivation, it will break
 export default SystemsOverHype;
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Sarthak DaradeAPP

sarthak.dev

Playing

VS
Visual Studio Code
ApplyOS v2 - Main Branch
Editing NowBuilding.js
04:20:00 elapsed

Roles

Creator
Developer
Designer

HANDSHAKE PROTOCOLS

Establish Connection

Select a communication interface to initiate data transfer. Expect latency variations based on caffeine intake.

PROTOCOL_ID: GITHUB
Code Repository
github.com/SarthakDarade
STATUSMERGE_CONFLICTS_LIKELY
PROTOCOL_ID: LINKEDIN
Corporate Masquerade
linkedin.com/in/sarthak-darade
STATUSRECRUITER_SPAM_ACTIVE
PROTOCOL_ID: TWITTER
Hot Take Stream
@darades20
STATUSDOOMSCROLL_RISK_HIGH
PROTOCOL_ID: EMAIL
SMTP Packet Relay
sarthak@darade.in
STATUSINBOX_OVERFLOW_WARNING
ReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibesReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibesReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibes
ReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibesReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibesReactNext.jsTailwindTypeScriptNode.jsPostgreSQLDockerKubernetesAWSHTML6SpaceX APIBlockchainWeb3NFTsMetaverseStackOverflowChatGPT 4CopilotCtrl+CCtrl+VCoffeeRed BullAnxietySleep DeprivationWindows 98MS PaintNotepad.exeAbacusStone TabletQuantum ComputingTelepathyTime TravelVibes